Intro
Verse #1
Now listen to my brand new Song
That I wrote all alone (Lie)
It has been a boring night
So I wrote this shite
Verse #2
This is the 2nd verse
And it could hardly be worse
But at least the rhymes ain’t bad
So please don’t be mad
Bridge #1
Oh, this is a bridge (It’s so brilliant)
And those rhymes (Are so resilient)
It gives this song a whole new twist
Totally nothing shall be missed
Verse #3
This all does not make much sense
But please show some tolerance
Cuz’ I keep my fans in suspense
Since (it is well worth the expense)
Refrain
I had no idea for a refrain (Though it will entertain)
It’s not there, don’t complain (What a shame)
Please hold back the hissin'
‘Cuz this part is missin'
Nothing there to share
I feel despair
Verse #4
You know these lyrics can be deceiving
'Cause they leave no room for breathing
Let me pause for a breath
Or I die a sudden death
Solo
Bridge #2
I can’t find rhymes (For this bridge?)
Where can I find some? (In the fridge)
It’s all bare, nothing there
Oh I swear, this isn’t fair!
Verse #5
But to make the short story very long
I just wanna sing a real Message Song
I’m writing this tune to change the world
I’m immune to you critics, (I’ll give you my word)
Refrain
I had no idea for a refrain (Though it will entertain)
It’s not there, don’t complain (What a shame)
Please hold back the hissin'
‘Cause this part is missin'
Nothing there to share
I feel despair
Minisolo
Please hold back the hissin'
‘Cause this part is missin'
Nothing there to share
I feel despair
Fake Ending
Verse #6
I did not rehearse this thing
It’s the last verse of this swing
I don’t have much to amend
So this is the end my friend.
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Intro and start for refrain:
C - Dm - Ebdim - C/E
Verse:
F - G7 - C7 - F - C7+
Bridge:
A7 - D7 - G7 - C7+
Refrain:
F - A7 - Dm - Dm7maj - Dm7 - Dm6
Bb - Dm - Gm7 - C7
F - A7 - Dm - Bb
F - C7 - F - C7+
Last Refrain:
Normal at first, but then from the last "nothing there to share" on:
Gm7 - C7 - F - F7 - Bb - Bbm - C7 - F
Speed: 211 bpm
(for Germans: B = H; Bb = B)
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